From Reader’s Digest:

Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?

A: Forever 21

Q: If they hold a pie eating contest this holiday season, which song will they sing?

A: Oh, Come all ye facefuls.

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

From The Mind of Evan Meurer

Q:What was the Jack O’lanterns body shape after eating Halloween candy?

A: A Plump-kin

Q: Why does everybody call Frankenstein’s trouble making son?

A: Prankenstein

So I was walking down the road and I saw a kid dressed up as a skeleton archer. I asked him where his bow and arrow was and told him I can buy the bow and arrow. The kid replied, “Sorry, I only use bow-ne and m-arrow.”

Two skeletons were patrolling an outpost. They then saw a human, and one skeleton yelled, boastfully, “Human, stop right there, because I got a bone to pick with you!” The other one said, “ Yeah, even though you are strong, we will marrowly be victorious.”

A zombie was playing poker with his other spooky buddies. He then yelled when it was his turn, “I’m gonna win this! I got a royal flesh!” and he won.

Q:What corn always comes home from the military on Thanksgiving?

A: Kernel Corn

Q: What fruit do you never confront during a camping trip?

A: A grizzly pear

Q: What berry plays the saxophone?

A: The blues-berry

Q: What plant is the king of the jungle?

A: A dande-lion

Q: What berry has an electric personality?

A: The electric currant

Q: What berry seeks vengeance?

A: Grapes of wrath.

From Reader’s Digest:

Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping?

A: Forever 21

Q: If they hold a pie eating contest this holiday season, which song will they sing?

A: Oh, Come all ye facefuls.

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.