Q: What do you call an elf who has won the lottery?
A: Welfy!

Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!

Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less!

Q: What do you call it when Santa claps?
A: Santapplause!

Q: What do elves say when Santa takes attendance?
A: “Present.”

Santa’s such a great comedian – he really sleighed everyone last night.