Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked – that’s why I’m knocking.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?
Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell! It’s broken.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe just let me in already?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii you?

Good, how about you?