Q: Why do you never trust an obtuse angle?

A: Because they’re never right.

Q: Why were Romans so good at Algebra?
A: Because X was always 10.

Q: Why do decimals do well in arguments?

A: They always have a point.

Q: What does Pi turn into for Halloween?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why did 4.5 go to therapy?

A: He didn’t feel whole.

Q: What did 5 say to √-9?

A: “Get real.”