Nonsensical Summer Jokes

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

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Q: What’s the sun’s favorite color?

A: Tan.

 

Q: What does the Sun have on its doors?

A:  A sunscreen.

 

Q: What did the pig say on a hot day?

A: I’m bacon!

 

Q: What’s the best day to get a tan?

A: Sunday.

 

Q: What do you call a bunch of sheep grilling food?

A: A baa-bequeue.

 

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Nonsensical Summer Jokes