Nonsensical Summer Jokes
April 29, 2019
Q: What’s the sun’s favorite color?
A: Tan.
Q: What does the Sun have on its doors?
A: A sunscreen.
Q: What did the pig say on a hot day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: What’s the best day to get a tan?
A: Sunday.
Q: What do you call a bunch of sheep grilling food?
A: A baa-bequeue.