Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
April 29, 2019
Q: What’s the sun’s favorite color?
A: Tan.
Q: What does the Sun have on its doors?
A: A sunscreen.
Q: What did the pig say on a hot day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: What’s the bes...
Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
April 8, 2019
Q: Why do you never trust an obtuse angle?
A: Because they’re never right.
Q: Why were Romans so good at Algebra?
A: Because X was always 10.
Q: Why do decimals do well in arguments?
A: They alwa...
March 29, 2019
Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
March 25, 2019
Q: Why did the flowers want to hurry?
A: Because they were Impatiens.
Q: Which season can jump the highest?
A: Spring.
Q: What is a bow that can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Where do Turn...
Lucas Padillia
January 9, 2019
Do you ever wonder what a pencil thinks about when it’s used? What about when its sharpened? Well here’s a little comic that might make you think about when you use your pencil.
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January 7, 2019
Lucas Padilla, Staff Writer
January 7, 2019
L: Did you get the clothes?
A: Not yet, all I see is soup.
L: Go to the next isle.
A: There’s more soup.
L: what do you mean there's more soup?
A: There's more soup
L: what store are you at?!
A: Soup!
L: What...
Mikey Tomback, Guest Writer
January 7, 2019
What is Overcooked? Overcooked is a multiplayer game that works on your teamwork, or skills if played in single player. There is a campaign in the game where your goal is to become a better chef, due to you not being ab...
Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
January 7, 2019
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
...
Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
December 17, 2018
Q: What do you call an elf who has won the lottery?
A: Welfy!
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!
Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less!
Q: What do you call it when Santa claps...
Henry McGrath, Staff Writer
November 13, 2018
Don’t get a job at the calendar factory; you have to do the weekends as well.
My thesaurus just got stolen! I can’t find the words to describe how I’m feeling!
I wrote a song about tortilla. Well, i...
November 13, 2018