Nonsensical Summer Jokes

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

April 29, 2019

Q: What’s the sun’s favorite color? A: Tan.   Q: What does the Sun have on its doors? A:  A sunscreen.   Q: What did the pig say on a hot day? A: I’m bacon!   Q: What’s the bes...

Merry Mathematics

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

April 8, 2019

Q: Why do you never trust an obtuse angle? A: Because they’re never right.   Q: Why were Romans so good at Algebra? A: Because X was always 10.   Q: Why do decimals do well in arguments? A: They alwa...

Spring Sillies

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

March 25, 2019

Q: Why did the flowers want to hurry? A: Because they were Impatiens.   Q: Which season can jump the highest? A: Spring.   Q: What is a bow that can’t be tied? A: A rainbow.   Q: Where do Turn...

Mini Comics

Lucas Padillia

January 9, 2019

Do you ever wonder what a pencil thinks about when it’s used? What about when its sharpened? Well here’s a little comic that might make you think about when you use your pencil. ...

Soup

Lucas Padilla, Staff Writer

January 7, 2019

L:  Did you get the clothes? A: Not yet, all I see is soup. L: Go to the next isle. A: There’s more soup. L: what do you mean there's more soup? A: There's more soup L: what store are you at?! A: Soup! L: What...

Overcookeed

Mikey Tomback, Guest Writer

January 7, 2019

  What is Overcooked? Overcooked is a multiplayer game that works on your teamwork, or skills if played in single player. There is a campaign in the game where your goal is to become a better chef, due to you not being ab...

Knee-Slapper Knock Knock Jokes

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

January 7, 2019

  Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!   Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that’s why I’m knocking.   Knock knock. Who’s there? ...

Holiday Horseplay

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

December 17, 2018

Q: What do you call an elf who has won the lottery? A: Welfy! Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? A: Rude-olph! Q: What do you call a broke Santa? A: Saint Nickel-less! Q: What do you call it when Santa claps...

One-Liner Mania

Henry McGrath, Staff Writer

November 13, 2018

Don’t get a job at the calendar factory; you have to do the weekends as well.   My thesaurus just got stolen! I can’t find the words to describe how I’m feeling!   I wrote a song about tortilla. Well, i...

Video Game Review:  Megaman

Video Game Review: Megaman

November 13, 2018

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