Q: Why didn’t the giant rooster cross the road?
A: He was a big chicken.

Q: What happens when a cow tries to jump over a fence?
A: Udder destruction.

Q: Why did the song do good on the test?

A: He had plenty of notes.

Q: How do spiders use computers?
A: They browse the web.

Q: How do trees get onto a computer?
A: They log on.

Q: What do you call horses living next to each other?
A: Neigh-bors.

I saw a guy drill a hole in the ground yesterday. It was pretty bore-ing.