Don’t get a job at the calendar factory; you have to do the weekends as well.

My thesaurus just got stolen! I can’t find the words to describe how I’m feeling!

I wrote a song about tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap.

Why does everyone hate lazy people? They didn’t do anything!

A bunch of books fell on me! I guess I only have my shelf to blame.

A dog named Mitten ate my shuttlecock. Bad Mitten!